***So
what's the difference between the 2 blogs? The original
blog (linked above) is updated daily and is all about the weather and
island life on Tortola in the British Virgin Islands with useful links
related to the Virgin Islands. It often is comical.
The General Blog (below) is things
unrelated to island life
and
weather. It is updated erratically, but often brings light to
strange happenings in our
brave odd world.
Some but not all links
open in
a new window , this is to keep you confused like
me!
Oct 31
What did one ghost
say to another ghost?
Do you believe in
people?
What do Skeletons
say before eating?
Bone Appetite.
What do blondes and
Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
Both have blank
expressions and are hollow inside.
Oct 28, 2007
Place your bets on the next Hurricane!
Halloween
Joke
The
Froggy Loan
Oct 23, 2007
Keeping up with this and the weather blog has proved to be TOO mcuh!
Still I find funny stuff or unique stuff like
A New 2008 Calendar by
Dear Miss Mermaid
See Dear Miss Mermaid's NEW stores at Ship2Unow.com
TOday's Funny:
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in
October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities off
the north coast of Scotland. The transcript was released by the MoD on
the
10/10/95.
BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South. to avoid
collision.
US Navy : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to
avoid collision
BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid collision
US Navy : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.
BRITISH: Negative I say again divert your course.
US Navy : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER 'USS LINCOLN' THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
BRITISH : We are a lighthouse.
July 1st, 2007
A Card for my Readers!
June 29, 2007
March 19, 2007
INTERNATIONAL
THINKING AT ITS BEST!!
March 17, 2007
Happy St Patricks Day
See FUNNY
videos!
March 15, 2007
The
Wisdom of Will Rogers (excellent quotes!)
March 14, 2007
OH NO!!!
The
Mayonaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
March 11, 2007
SAD
NEWS
March 8, 2007
How
to treat a woman:
March 7, 2007
BEWARE OF THESE SCAMS TO DEFRAUD YOUR CREDIT
CARD
March 2, 2007
HELP
STOP THE DENSE 5 STAR DEVELOPMENT PROPOSED FOR SMUGGLER'S
Letter
to the editor of the BVI Beacon
Summary
of the Smugglers Cove-Belmont Pond Draft Management Plan
More,
Save Smugglers
March 1, 2007
New
Government Seal
February 27, 2007
Tasteless but true, BET on the Father of
Anna Nicole's Baby
Odds are good!
February 24, 2007
POETRY
FOR THE SEXES
February 17, 2007
Are developers going too far in the British
Virgin Islands? Ed Hamiltons Charter Connection article Dec
2006
Leatherback turtles disappearing from the BVI.
Way back in 1990 Conservation and Fisheries were concerned about
turtles disappearing from around Beef Island and the BVI!
Cousteau calls for better management of BVI
environment. Article in the Island Sun
February 16, 2007
Click to Buy T Shirts, Bags, Hats and MORE
February 15, 2007
Buy T Shirts, Bags, Hats and MORE with the above picture!
February 11, 2007
IDIOTS
OF THE YEAR, 2006
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
An
Old Priest Joke
February 9, 2007
SAVE
SMUGGLERS COVE BEACH
Nine
Oldsters Booted out of Nursing Home for Trying to Have an Orgy!
February 7, 2007
Hello Daddy!
February 6, 2007
PONDERISMS
REALLY? RIght click to download this hilarious video!
(Save target as)
Confessions...(JOKES!)
An English Country Garden
Water Bill
Problems (tee hee hee)
Extreme
Acts of Dumb Courage
The
Amazing Banana
Four Hilarious Commercials to make you
wonder... (right click and save target, to download)
Stress Diet
January 30, 2007
Some
Really Cool Animal Pics!
Check
out these Great ANIMATED KNOT TYING WebPages
Brain
Exercises to Make You Laugh!
January 14, 2007
Thoughts on Smugglers Cove Destruction
January 8, 2007
Once
a Year Laugh...
Here
are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
You
Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
Mujibar
was trying to get a job in India
Alcohol & Ammo
A
Real Cool Card
One
day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man
got a flat tire outside a monastery.
A
monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the
night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of
fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef.
Entering
the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man
replied, "I'm the chip monk."
Bulletin
- U.S. Passport And BVI Belonger Card Found
Written by: Government Information Service
Posted: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 at 3:23 PM
A United States passport and BVI Belonger’s card belonging to
Celeste George-Blyden were turned in to the Passport Office. The holder
of these cards may collect them between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. Monday to
Friday after showing proper identification.
UM...lets's see, sounds
like they HAVE the proper ID
For more information, please contact the Passport Office at
284-494-3701 ext. 3035.
December
30, 2006
FINALLY, a book I can identify with!
A Perfect Mess: The Hidden Benefits of
Disorder--How Crammed Closets, Cluttered Offices, and On-the-Fly
Planning Make the World a Better Place
In their book Mr. Freedman and Mr.
Abrahamson describe the properties of mess in loving terms. Mess has
resonance, they write, which means it can vibrate beyond its own
confines and connect to the larger world. It was the overall scumminess
of Alexander Fleming’s laboratory that led to his discovery
of penicillin, from a moldy bloom in a petri dish he had forgotten on
his desk.
Einstein’s oft-quoted
remark, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind,
of what, then, is an empty desk?”
SEE REST OF BLOG HERE
Q.What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A.You suck!